As an exercise in teen slasher flick with lashings of soft porn, this really is perfect; it's literally impossible not to be entertained. Its a parody of a clich? of every possible cheesy interpretation of the genre - with almost unprecedented lashings of violence and boobs. Its hilarious, just don't take it seriously (at all) and its massive fun.
Example: In a fight to death with insane zombie, hot semi-naked chick covered in zombie goo and blood stands looking shell-shocked, and wouldn't you know it - finds herself standing right on top of the garden sprayer system. What better time rinse off all the horror in the moonlight. You shake your head saying "Did they seriously really just do that?" whilst thoroughly enjoying the moment.
It ain't Shakespeare, but it does exactly what it says on the tin. Roll on the sequel.
After narrowly escaping an ancient burial ground, long forgotten and buried underneath the marshes of Cape Cod, a group of friends emerge from the thick, marshy darkness, tattered and bloody, lucky to be alive. They have already lost two of their friends in the marsh, presumably dead. They stumble upon an empty Cape Cod vacation house alongside the foggy marsh and break in to take shelter. Whatever was in the marsh is still after them and soon after one of them goes for help, the rest of the group learns that the evil in the marsh is not the only thing that wants them dead. Something worse, something more savage, was lying in wait just outside the marsh, in the house. What happens next is unspeakable, horror that cannot be unseen. These unlucky travelers spend their St. Patrick's Day trapped between two evils forcing them to fight, die, or go back the way they came.
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